So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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