she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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