I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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