Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
