Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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