Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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