yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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