I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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