But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.