He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.