where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos