That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You may now shotgun with the bride
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.