i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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