I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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