They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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