I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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