he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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