she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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