butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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