This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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