How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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