I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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