hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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