hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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