Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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