i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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