How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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