just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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