everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My life is pants optional.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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