Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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