Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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