Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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