You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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