yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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