ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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