So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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