can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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