The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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