I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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where are you?
Hypothermia
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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