she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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