If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I need you to use more vowels.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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