A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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