what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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