Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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