there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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