I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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