When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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