So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.