i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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