its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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