Dual....:-)
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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