i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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