Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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