i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you would pick up someone in the library
I just gift wrapped bread.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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