What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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