He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So. Much. Porn.
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