Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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