Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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